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Saturday 26 May 2012

Fully Groan Man

A Fully Groan Man is a writer who reacts to puns or other examples of clever wordplay by vocalising (or writing) the word, "Groan!"

This word is possibly uttered as a superstitious protective formula.

It has been claimed that Fully Groan Men tend to make bad writers, as they are strangers to originality. They seem mentally unable to engage in Pun Tennis and perhaps even incapable of perceiving that any encountered pun can be regarded as a challenge to a round of that game.